A Grape -or- Just Shy of Buckeye Size

God is great. If that first sentence turns you off and causes you to stop reading, well, you’re going to miss it.

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, those things that define greatness. My wife is one of them. Our rabbit hole seemed to once equate in scale to Sizemore’s abuse issues or the brilliance of the iPhone marketing team. It wasn’t much longer than a year ago.

Kids, too, are fantastic. Only a child can, without forethought, stick a streamer of toilet paper in her bottom and prance around the house proudly exclaiming her likeness to a pony.

Believe as you will, but without God there is no understanding of true forgiveness or sacrifice or grace. Without God, my wife and I would not have been able to forgive one another. Without forgiveness, our daughter would have grown up in a broken family, halving her auto amusements and purposeful attempts of levity between two homes. And without my wife and my daughter, my life would seem pointless.

So what’s the point? The point is the grace of the Lord and the riches that it brings. The point is the true meaning of love brought forth as a child teaches you to be a parent. The point is an understanding that family makes one whole. And the point is represented in the picture above. If you don’t get it, zoom out by clicking here.

To Every Thing…

You’ve probably noticed that my blogging frequency has gone the way of cosign. What can I say? There are times that I have an opinion and… Wait, I always have an opinion on everything. It’s just the amount of time that I have to voice that opinion seems to continually shrink.

First up on the day, news so big that it can only be described as equal in scale to that of the distance between galaxies. However, you’re going to have to wait. I’m sorry.

Secondly, I think I’m obsessed. My high-school reunion is coming in the near future. I’ve put together a simple discussion board and blog so as to circumvent the evil classmates dot com. I’m also working on a secret project for the reunion that is taking a huge amount of time. Between scanning old high school documents, photos, and the like and then working on this other project, I’m investing something like 20 hours a week. I’ve been doing so for a few months.

The third thing on my list of mentionables is my buddy, MD. MD was the first person to show me how a Betacam works. He taught me all the basics of editing, composition, gathering proper sound and everything else involved in TV new gathering. MD and I became brothers during this process and I consider him one of my best friends. I’m happy to report that MD is finally, FINALLY, getting out of the news business. His last day is tomorrow. He and a fellow reporter are starting their own production company. And to that I say, ROCK ON!~ Check out his new business, TomorrowVision Media.







And the last thing on my list today is Paris Hilton. I just couldn’t pass it up. An insider at Camp Paris gave this quote yesterday to a national news source.

“The way this case was handled was a disaster,” the insider says. “Nobody goes to jail for DUI that long. It was all the lawyer’s fault and we’re looking into what recourse we have.”

Guess what? It wasn’t the lawyer’s fault that Paris went to jail. It wasn’t the lawyer’s fault that Paris went to jail for an “unusually long” period of time. And it wasn’t the lawyer’s DUI charge.

The video to the left is of MSNBC Anchor Mika Brzezinski and her response to her producer leading with a Paris Hilton story. Certainly a must see if you've ever been in TV news.

And my praises, rants, and musings cease for today.

If I Had Possession

Seeing as how father’s day is but a few days away, I think that it’s time for me to make a list of those things that I want. I’m speaking neither about theology and/or faith nor those things that are simply impossible, such as Otis dressing less gay or GROB having trustworthy integrity. This list is made of nothing more than wanted material possessions with an midland or higher ooh-aah cool factor.

1) Google - Yes, that's right. I want to own Google. The company has so many cool things that they simply give away. I like giving away cool stuff. The link will take you to Google Labs.

2) EzVision Video eyewear - Seems pretty darn cool to me.

3) iPhone - Have you seen the latest ads? The link is to one of them.

4) Mac Pro - I have one at work but I want one for home. It's like the ultimate computer and can be upgraded for years to come.

5) A Wired Home - Imagine every electric object in your home integrated wirelessly, controlled by one remote and accessible/controllable via the Internet. You could check from your phone whether you left the iron on and then take the necessary steps at the press of a button, or have an email alert if a something strange is happening.

6) One Massive Hard Drive - This kinda goes hand-in-hand with the above. It would be used to store every photo, movie, song, document and the like. On a properly networked system, these items could be accessible via the Internet and/or a LAN. No more paper and no more CD/DVD!

7) Nikon D2X Camera with a Nikkor DX 10.5 mm Fisheye Lens - No real story here. I just like taking good photos with great equipment.

8) Sony HDR-FX7 HD Handycam - High Def prosumer video in a small package. Very cool!

9) Bose Lifestyle 48 Home Entertainment System - I can't imagine better sound. However, I'd like to wait until they come up with a version that has a Blu-Ray DVD player.

10) Eric Clapton's 1964 Gibson ES-335 - One of the greatest guitar players playing one of the greatest guitars. I want it.

So there ya go. This now ends my greedy materialist rant.

Please Welcome The New Irish Bubba

Jack William Reilly. What? Are we in Camelot here? Am I kin (or close to kin) to the 2044 presidential candidate? How wicked cool is that. Or maybe, as Jay might hope, Jackie-boy could be an upcoming replacement for Mike Lowell. Who knows? Seeing as how the boy ain’t yet 24-hours old, maybe I should set my hopes on seeing him and his happily astounded parents home from the hospital safely.

There are very few words of wisdom, if any, which can prepare my buddy and his wife for the times to come. Inconsolable crying seemingly without reason isn’t logical and is very hard with which to cope. New babies cry a lot, too.

So to my friends I say a few things. These are not words of wisdom, but certainties.

Trying to describe the changes in your lives beginning right now is energy worthlessly spent.

• Soon you will be peed on, and you’ll laugh.
• Your decision to handle the present situation is the best…(uh, sans shaking).
• Babies cry inconsolably at times because they have to expend their energy. It’s the only thing that they know how to do aside from eating and pooping.
• When it comes to loving or holding your baby, too much is never an answer.
• The complexity of growth and simplicity of a child will make you ponder your beliefs.
• News stories about a child being harmed will illicit a new emotional meaning of rage and sorrow.
• Your appreciation for your parents will drastically increase.
• Your spouse’s business trip is no longer bachelor/bachelorette time.
• The aroma of milk poop will become synonymous in your mind with being home.
• Regardless of current size, you will need to go purchase a new hard drive for all of the digital photos and video.
• Your protective instinct is very empowering
• Having the grandparents baby sit, however often, isn’t taking advantage of them.
• Scheduling a date night with your spouse, beginning right now, is unbelievable important.
• You will soon understand the meaning of true, unconditional love.

An unexplainable space/time continuum force is about to enter your realm. The phenomenon is known in parental circles as T6O4O9M8U4C84H7S4H5I4T. It’s a force that acts very much like a black hole. It will find any randomly passing square inch of open space and suck it into an exponentially shrinking environment.

The paradox lies within what your eye sees and the actually math equaling the square footage of your home. It all looks and measure the same, but your living space continues to disappear day by day.

I’m currently working on my own equation to contradict this force but have yet to make substantial progress. So far I have SqFt>M=M+C2trashcan
M=T6O4O9M8U4C84H7S4H5I4T

Tag, I'm It

It’s a blog game where writers eTag one another. It is then responsible to write about certain aspects of It’s life that certain others may or may not know. It is also responsible for tagging several others. I doubt I’ll do that.

Now that I’m It, I’m going to write about me, not that I don’t really write about me every other time. My spin on the game is going to be a little bit different. Considering that life is significant, I’m going to dribble monumental moments that have certainly impacted my life. I’ll probably forget one or two, but I’ll get most of them. So hold on to your hats because here we go:

• Born - Same year that man 1st walked on the moon; Woodstock; Hillary and Norgay made it to the top
• Sometime between day one and year seven – Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friend, Fluid
• ’77ish-‘78ish – Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friend, Popeye
• ’77ish-‘78ish – Parents divorced
• ’79 – Parents remarried
• ’80 – Father died; Brother moved to college; Mom working full-time
• ’81-‘82 – Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friends, Crad, Brew
• ’82-’83 - Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friends, Cerra
• ‘83 – Accepted God as my savior; became a member of the RUMC - I believed , but had an understanding of a teen. A point made obvious by several of the following.
• ’84 – 1st use of adult beverages, and got caught - Cerra, RB, Popeye, Def Leppard
• ’84 – Suzuki Shuttle, my moped
• ’84 – 1st kiss-JS; First time I ever felt a girl's boobie, Shannon (someone) from Doylestown
• ’84 – High school freshman
• ’84-‘85 – 1st smoke, both the brown leaf and the green leaf
• '85 - Got busted by RHS for smoking pot, suspended for one week
  
• ’85 – First Concert, Motley Crue w/ Y&T opening
• ’86 – Lost a status with the help of JS
• ’86 – 10-0 football season, 1st long-range goal successfully accomplished as part of a team
• ‘86 – My mother remarried, BF
• ’87 – Graduated High School; Began College
• ’87 - Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friends, TF, VW
• '88 - Worked at Stone Lab, an island in Lake Erie
  
• ’88 – First long-term girlfriend – TB
• ’88 – Obtained my first real job at the Faculty Club
• '89 - TB and I drove to the Grand Canyon, worked as wait staff at the Bright Angle Lodge for the summer
  
• ’90 - ’91 - Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friend, LM
• ’90 – Popeye starts college and we move in together
• ’91 – Met for the first time my nephew - TW
• ’91 – First Grateful Dead Show
• ’92 – 1st true broken heart - TB
• ’92 - Graduated from College (struggle!); moved to Gvl, S.C. and in with my brother, his wife, and his two kids; Met for the first time my niece - KW
• ’92 – Obtained my first professional position at WYFF; Met and started dating Kimberly
• ’92 - Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friend, MD
• ’92 – Met for the first time my future wife, PH
• ’93 - Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friend, JR
• ’93 – Cousin, KW, killed in a car accident
• ‘94 – Started dating my future wife
• ‘95 – Started shooting TV News
• ‘95 – Windows 95; first computer;
• '95 - Jerry Garcia dies
  
• ‘95 – Met for the first time a person that would later help cause havoc in my life, EJS
• ’96 – 1st award for photojournalism
• ’96 – Moved in with PH
• ’98 – Married PH; 1st time home owner
• ’99 – 1st Emmy Award– Collaborative Effort
• ’99 - Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friends, MB, BW
• ’00 – 2nd Emmy Award – Best Photography
• ’00 – Switched positions at WYFF from photojournalism to web-based journalism
• ’00 – ’01 - Met for the first time soon-to-be life-long friends, TG, GD
• ’01 – Entered the field of public relations, a local hospital
• ’02 – My first digital camera
• ’02 – Diagnosed with ADD & HD – drastically over medicated, extremely life-changing, opening of a new world
• ’02 – My angle was born
• ’02 – Joined Brookwood Church
• ’03 – My first recognition of possibly being over medicated on adderall
• ’03 – A year of firsts, mostly dealing with shame, embarrassment and GHS; fixed medication issues
• 03 - Purchased my first personal video camera
  
• ’03 – Beginning of a long journey to fix that which was broken in my life
• ’04 – New Job - 1st PR agency job - resigned after four months
• ‘05 – PW's dad dies
• ’05 – New job – Editor and Chief of Upfront Publishing, former publishers of three magazines, laid-off
• ’05 – New Job – Public Relations Clemson University; began a quest for knowledge dealing with all things computer, digital, and communication; my 1st digital SLR
• '06 - Started my own personal website
  
• '06 - Joined a men's small group at my church
  
• ’06 – Gman dies, video
  
• '07 - Started Blogging
  
• Today – Happy Birthday to Me

By the way, the photo above is the house in which I grew up, 147 Grandview Blvd.